Not sure why but there has been a couple of funerals around my estate. Got me thinking of how I wanted my funeral to be like. I mean since I've kinda planned my wedding alr, must as well plan for the next big event right ^^
SO, I've observed that funerals are generally sad. Yeah I get the whole mourning and grieving part but isn't it damn sian like I'm dead and all you guys can do is cry for 7 whole days and forget me after? nonono that won't do. Here are some rules for the road:
0) PLEASE DON'T WEAR BLACK/WHITE/GREY. I know that's pretty much what I wear all the time but can you guys be in YOUR fav color? I want my funeral to be happy and colorful!
1) Mandatory alcohol shall served (as entrance fee): A long island for the adults and radler for the kids hehehe. Choya and kronenbourg too as they are yumyumz. Cheers kids!!!
2) Before they see my pretty dead face, I want all of them to blow into a balloon. Take 3 minutes to think about me while they do so. First, think of all the bad shit I've done. Then decide if they'd like to forgive me. If so, let the air go and reblow, thinking of the nice memories we've had together. When that's done I want them to tie the balloon onto their wrist.Either that or they can play with my balloons! Adults will never understand how to play so you gotta approach the kids (I put Charlotte Lim in charge of the balloon counter) for help.
3) On the day of my cremation, I want everyone to hold their own balloons in their hands and walk the walk of silence (tears optional). When they eventually send my body to the flaming heat of hell, I want everyone to burst the balloon in their hands, knowing that even though I'm gone, these happy memories are theirs to keep, till whenever they choose to forget me.
4) If wild animals (cute stray cats specifically) come to my funeral, please let them stay.. They're my friends.
5) I'd wish for my friends to make friends with my other friends cause I reckon all my friends are the best people in the world!!!
Ok that's all for now. Shall update this list when I get closer to death. Peace! oh not sure if it's appropriate but can we have a photobooth lol. Like pictures of me throughout my life (kid, school, work etc) and people can pose with me and take selfieshehehehe.
SO, I've observed that funerals are generally sad. Yeah I get the whole mourning and grieving part but isn't it damn sian like I'm dead and all you guys can do is cry for 7 whole days and forget me after? nonono that won't do. Here are some rules for the road:
0) PLEASE DON'T WEAR BLACK/WHITE/GREY. I know that's pretty much what I wear all the time but can you guys be in YOUR fav color? I want my funeral to be happy and colorful!
1) Mandatory alcohol shall served (as entrance fee): A long island for the adults and radler for the kids hehehe. Choya and kronenbourg too as they are yumyumz. Cheers kids!!!
2) Before they see my pretty dead face, I want all of them to blow into a balloon. Take 3 minutes to think about me while they do so. First, think of all the bad shit I've done. Then decide if they'd like to forgive me. If so, let the air go and reblow, thinking of the nice memories we've had together. When that's done I want them to tie the balloon onto their wrist.Either that or they can play with my balloons! Adults will never understand how to play so you gotta approach the kids (I put Charlotte Lim in charge of the balloon counter) for help.
3) On the day of my cremation, I want everyone to hold their own balloons in their hands and walk the walk of silence (tears optional). When they eventually send my body to the flaming heat of hell, I want everyone to burst the balloon in their hands, knowing that even though I'm gone, these happy memories are theirs to keep, till whenever they choose to forget me.
4) If wild animals (cute stray cats specifically) come to my funeral, please let them stay.. They're my friends.
5) I'd wish for my friends to make friends with my other friends cause I reckon all my friends are the best people in the world!!!
Ok that's all for now. Shall update this list when I get closer to death. Peace! oh not sure if it's appropriate but can we have a photobooth lol. Like pictures of me throughout my life (kid, school, work etc) and people can pose with me and take selfieshehehehe.
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