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Bernice

Dear blog, I hate my family, I hate my mom. All we do is go to the dumb beach and try to collect seashells and swim in the stupid salty sea. We never take photos or make cool videos of us (me). Today, my form teacher brought us to the ipad lab and taught us how to use the printer. Apparently that's how old people get stuff on paper because they can't use the ipad. Old people are so dumb. But the real story starts there: we were told to find our baby videos on facebook and show it to everyone. I saw Frezerik's and was really impressed! He could sing and do somersaults at 3!!! Somersaults are really easy. I think I could do them as well, but I can't find any videos!! And you know what they say right "if you didn't vid it, you didn't did it!!!". I also couldn't find ANY pictures of myself!!! My mom had 1 job, just one job- that is to take cute photos of me to show off when I'm older. I'm so embarrassed about my lack of social presence. Zariane showed us this cool vid of her 5th birthday at the skypool!!! Did I even have a 5th birthday? Did mom pick me up from the streets when I was 10? I don't know!!! I have no videos to refer to.. who am I exactly!!!>>!?!?!??!?!/ The worst shit is that when I came back crying to mom about it, she said "Darling, I need no videos or photos to remember the sweet look on your face when you were born. Every moment with you is etched deeply in my memory. Don't you remember all the fun we have when we are together?"

 I DON'T MOM I DON'T I DONT I NEED PROOF OF BEING ALIVE AT 5/ HOW DO YOU EXPECT A 5 YEAR OLD TO REMEMBER HER BIRTHDAY I HAT EYOU. MOMS ARE SO FULL OF POOP;.









epilogue: If the tree falls and doesn't make a sound, did it really fall? If you had a wonderful childhood, but nothing was documented on social media, did you really have a wonderful childhood?

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